Venue: Alphabetti Theatre
When: Thursday 25th & Friday 26th July 
Performance Times: 8.30pm
Tickets: £10 Full Price / £5 Concession / £3 'No Questions' (maximum 10 available online only). Booking fees apply.
Running Time: Approx. 60 mins
Age Recommendation: 16+

 Krystal spills the tea on the horrors of hospitality. 

Following her critically acclaimed, stunning debut hour The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp, Krystal is back with a brand new hour of stand up. She just has a lot to say about the horrors and hilarity of working in restaurants for over 10 years. 

Learn what really goes on in some of the best and worst restaurants in the world. Expect breakdowns, celeb gossip, even murder attempts. And there might be more to this story than meets the eye… 

An American comedian based in the UK, Krystal’s sharp cynicism and confidence on stage is “Just perfect” – Broadway Baby. “This is dark humour wielded at its best”

Krystal has previously appeared on BBC’s Comedy Underground, Scot Squad, Breaking the News, BBC New Comedy Award, Bad Influencer with Mark Nelson and Socially Distant with Susan Calman. Tour support for Stewart Francis and Zoe Lyons. 

Nominated for Best Newcomer in the (ISH) Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2023 

Nominated for Best Show in the Biggest Award in Comedy 2023 

Billy Connolly Spirit of Glasgow Award (special mention) 2023 

Leicester Mercury New Comedian of the Year Award (2019 Finalist) 

“Holy shit, she’s good…she has a brilliant comedy career ahead of her.” ★★★★★ Sean L McCarthy, The Comic’s Comic 

“To make the content of this show so outrageously funny is an art form” ★★★★★ L Gourley, Broadway World 

“An utterly beautiful show” ★★★★★ Claire Smith, Beyond the Joke 

“Cool and sarcastic delivery; unexpected punchlines”  ★★★★★ Alex Grunberg, Edinburgh Festivals Magazine 

“Self-assured, potent, shocking” ★★★★ Isobel Lewis, The Independent